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4H is tops

Literary Fiction, @60K
In a mid-life crisis, a gay artist’s health concerns provoke fears of failure as he battles to determine his life’s worth.

4H is tops“Can I move my junk?” I asked, nodding toward my barely paper-covered crotch.

“Your junk?” She laughed and smiled. “Sure.” She pressed a button, and the metal plank where I was prone rose.

I returned the smile, nervously, reaching under the paper to lift and separate my junk away from the dark, unkempt nether region rebelling against me and the cause of my precarious planked position. Later, I realized it didn’t really matter. The radiation spray was gonna get everything within a certain spread. That spread included my manhood. My junk.

I didn’t normally refer to it as my junk, but I felt hipper using the term. Wasn’t that what the kids called male genitalia nowadays? It doesn’t make sense to me, since my manhood is my prized possession. And to have it under the gun – a huge, rotating arm of a gun shooting invisible bullets of radiation – doesn’t endear the term to me.

Junk adjusted and position set, the technician scurried from the room to hide behind the leaded safety walls. Red lights blinked. The colossus swung to life, rotating counterclockwise until the head stopped just beyond my peripheral vision. I felt its arm there, I just couldn’t see it.

I counted every setting. Every click. Every whirl of the machine. Nine total stops. Two whirls at each stop.

ExNihilo

Literary Fiction, 60K

To keep his college scholarship, a preacher’s kid must make it through a summer missionary trip without anyone learning his secret.

He passed the hay field on his way. It wasn’t much of a field — maybe a few acres. He had worked the field once during a summer he spent walking behind a hay wagon, lifting bound bails of weeds and alfalfa and heaving them into place. With little effort he learned the “hay kick” — the knee lift used to move the 100-pound bails. He had a choice of positions. Drive the truck, stack or heave. Newcomers were usually the younger guys, so they had to heave first. Adam was heaving.

No one really worked there for the money — nor for the worn holes in the knees of their jeans, the sunburned noses or sore muscles. No one liked the farmer. It never meant intelligent dissertations or even nice conversation. It seldom meant anything more than simple, back-alley gutter talk. In fact, they looked on anything else with disdain and disgust — as though some great sin had been committed. Males from all walks of life worked there, but any resemblance to status in town dropped behind the hay wagon. You accomplished your rise in the hay field ladder by hardy laughs, foul language and simple hard work. And the status didn’t pass unnoticed. Those tenured hands eagerly accepted their positions of influence. It was their duty — part of their role.

Sometimes the heat of the afternoon sun baking a Midwestern hay field proved too much, and they said nothing. They walked silently beside the hay wagon, quickly hoisted the dry, dusty bails. No breezes evaporated the sweat during those stifling days. A saturated shirt grasped chest and back, clinging greedily, trying to suck more moisture. Once finished, they gathered at the farm cooler — a spigot sticking out of the ground. A backyard treasure — the highlight of the workday — tapped into the cool waters seeping out of the well deep below them. Once again the talk would rise. No matter the names called or the number of bails heaved — all had been forgotten. Faces were rinsed and necks sprayed. Bits and pieces of dried grass got swished from cracked lips. Tobacco chunks were removed and renewed. All returned to normal around the spigot. The field foreman called the newest crew member a pecker head, and the favor was returned with crueler language.

Along with locker rooms and possibly backyard basketball courts, the hay fields yielded the closest form of male bonding known in town. The stubby grass fields offered complete release from normal living constraints. They said anything. Discussed everything. Used all the dirty names they knew and even ones they made up. Belches and burps abounded. No genital parts were spared the wrath and humor of the witty field foreman. They worked, but no paycheck equaled the complete and utter pleasure. Later, when the youthful men aged into solitary figures lost in a crazy world, memories would drift to those pleasures shared working on the hay fields.

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